- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

silver bullet?

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