- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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