What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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