- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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