- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Jordan is pregant

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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