- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

black chicken. kfc

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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