- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

PENIS lol

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

The Qur'an

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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