How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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