- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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