Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Anti Joke

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