- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

i just wrote this so hard

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Who is it?

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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