Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

hi dave

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Anti Joke

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