I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

whats yellow? lots of things.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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