A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's your guys names?

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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