What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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