- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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