- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

The Morman Religion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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