- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

I like that, but why am I happy?

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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