How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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