A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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