- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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