- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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