Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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I need to start studying.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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