A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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