Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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