Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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