- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

rabbits running in my bathroom!

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

knock knock

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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