Do you want to hear a joke? No.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

John lazzaro likes dick

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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