- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Coldpaly is a good band

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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