Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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