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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

copy me and i will kill you

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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