- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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