Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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