What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

My wife made me a sandwich

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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