- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is the name of the car? What

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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