what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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