- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your no better than a cockroach

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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