Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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okay so theres this guy.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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