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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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