Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Stop procrastinating.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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