A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What happened to my sunglasses?

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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