Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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