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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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