Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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