what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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