Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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