- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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