- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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