- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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