- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How come grilled cheese?

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Women's rights.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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