- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Y u do dis?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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