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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

PENIS lol

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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