two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Anti Joke

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