- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A van drives into a car.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How would you rule?

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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