What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Sloths

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Caolan and Eamon

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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