Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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