What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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