- Anti Joke

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.