- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

alert("Hello");

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

The Oakland Raiders

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Women's rights

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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