- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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