What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Anti Joke

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