- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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