Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Anti Joke

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