a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why do fat people commit suicide

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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