- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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