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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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