knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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