Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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