Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Seven

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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