A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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women's rights

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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