- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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