Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

dallen loves penis

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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