- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

ever tried african food? they neither

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Julian Ha.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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