There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Albino African Americans

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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