Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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