- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Roses are red, yup.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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