- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what's black and can't swim?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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