- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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