An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Sex

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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