What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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