Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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