- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How do you end a sentence

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

the WNBA.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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