you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What is the name of the car? What

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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