what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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