Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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