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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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