- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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