What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Well this is pointless.....

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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