why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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