- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Has u seen my grammar?

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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