how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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