What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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