"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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