In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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I have a horse.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Caolan and Eamon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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