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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

I put my baby in a microwave.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Donald Trump

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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