-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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