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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Jews

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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