Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

whats my name? Matt

Pickles

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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