Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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