What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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