- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

9/11 my birthday

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A man walked into a bar owch

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Yo mama so fat.

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