- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Once, I went to Peru.

2 black kids walk into school

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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