What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you make the general public confused? ...

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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