- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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