Once, I went to Peru.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I enjoy Popcorn

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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2 black kids walk into school

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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