A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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