How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Caolan and Eamon

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I have a horse.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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