What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

VITAMIN C!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Ehh

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Terraria

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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