- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

AIDS

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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