When you have read this, you've already read it.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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