Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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